Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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