Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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