what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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