Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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