Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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