we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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