i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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