Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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