also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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