true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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