I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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