I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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