If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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