I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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