Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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