Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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