Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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