Tell her she can't have a vagina
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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