I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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