It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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