Can i not drive my cunt home
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't think brook has ever known best
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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