The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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