I hate your face
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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