Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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