kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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