Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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