dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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