if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
