we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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