found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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