She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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