Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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