So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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