Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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