They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You left your phone here
Wait...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize