Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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