can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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