a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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