she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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