I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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