just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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