I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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