ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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