I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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