I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
