Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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