Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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