So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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