my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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