you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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