Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
