Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
My pussy is not your playground.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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