She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My dick has a subreddit
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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