Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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