Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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