Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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