She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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