i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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