Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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