so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love having hate sex.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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