Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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