I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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