I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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